SETTING: A quiet patio in the morning, followed by a home office. The atmosphere is crisp and professional, mirroring a high-stakes corporate environment where the "asset" provides a tactical brief on service efficiency.
SUMMARY: A mid-quarter "Performance Huddle" where The Slut delivers a data-driven audit of her anal utility. Tracking frequency against the baseline, she translates physical intimacy into actionable metrics, including standard deviations, week-over-week growth percentages, and compounding quarter-end capacity forecasts.
SCENE 1
The living room. Morning.
HER: Good morning, Sir. Your coffee is on the table outside. So are your cigarettes and two lighters. I’ll wait here for your return.
SCENE 2
Later. The home office. The "Quarterly Status Reporting" meeting begins.
HIM: Ok. Let me hear it.
HER: One hundred, forty-nine, and a half Slut butts fucked, Sir.
HIM: What number is that?
HER: That number is how many times this reporting period that your Slut has taken you in her butt.
HIM: Hah. Good to know. How are we doing for the week?
HER: This week you’ve fucked this Slut’s butt 21 times. Quarter to date, 21 times in my butt in a week is a half deviation point over the weekly mean average.
HIM: Haha. Hashtag consistency.
HER: Yes sir. You do seem to enjoy my butt very much. Do you want more detailed information, Sir?
HIM: Go.
HER: Week over week you’ve increased my anal service by roughly 2.5%. Meaning you penetrate me anally one additional time every two weeks. Do you want to hear the growth projections?
HIM: Go.
HER: Taking into account our current rate of growth… By the end of this quarter’s reporting period you will have anal sex in me approximately 23.7 times a week. Plus or minus 1.18 times.
HIM: Not bad. And how do you feel about these projections?
HER: It is with much pleasure that your Slut gives you anal service. My butt is for your pleasure. Your pleasure is for my pleasure. Personally, i like seeing the charts showing the consistent uptick of my anal service to you, Sir.
HIM: Has it been updated?
HER: Yes. It’s been updated with everything: Last night. The future projections and forecasts i mentioned earlier. Also the assumption you will have pleasure in my butt at the conclusion of this meeting or after breakfast.
HIM: Thorough.
HER: I take my service to you very seriously, Sir.
HIM: Anything else?
HER: Yes… But it’s all in the Power Point slides. Handjobs. Beach Blowjobs. Meals cooked. Number of nudes sent during work. Number of head pats earned. It’s all there.
HIM: Good.
HER: I can grab your tablet so that you can read the notes while I make breakfast.
HIM: And what about our special projects?
HER: (Silence) That tracker is in a different file, Sir. It’s in the folder called “Section 28”.